If only I could ....

If only I could put bits and pieces of all the guys I've been with. That would be amazing!

Why there's no guy who would be sweet and funny and good in bed. Come on! Is the basic stuff!! Is this asking for too much? Cause at the moment I feel like it.

I've spent the whole night awake. I have been dating a guy for 2 weeks, and as he keeps showing me how different this relationship is from anything I've done before, we still didn't have sex. Of course, playing, games, etc, but then you would think as soon as you're in bed you can't stop touching each other. But, hey, no. Last night, after proving the fact that there things in bed he wouldn't do (and I'm not talking about freaky stuff, hey!), and hey, I say things as they are but I'm not beggin. Hey, we can learn together, no worries. BUT, not if you fall sleep.

So I'm not even tired cause I'm still annoyed of spending the night naked next to a guy snoring.

And you may be thinking how unconsiderate I am right? The guy was tired from work, or from whatever. But I was working too. And the it all cames back to me, cause I know we loose the horny spirit, but I spent a year having sex all the freaking time with my ex-boyfriend. I actually counted it: it was more than the days in a year. So, when you fell sleep in my bed, next to a naked girl you say you like, after only 2 weeks of going out, sorry mate, there is no suspense in not having sex yet, you're just boring me.